I woke up during this awesome dream, but luckily I had gotten to the good part.
Today was picture day and I decided to spike my hair, i didnt think i was gonna buy them anyway. So I get it spiked, and with my sideburns, everyone said I looked like wolverine from x-men. It looked really good. So, I get to school, and everyone is commenting, and my friend notices, theres a green spot on the back of my head. Woah. I ask him if its in the hair or on the scalp. They tell me its on the scalp. Come to find out, when Jesse sprayed my hair green, he got TOO close with the can and it burned the shit right onto my scalp in the back. God damn. So much for my awesome hair. So, I comb it down with my hands. Im not walkin around with a damn green spot on my head. So, I have no clue what it looks like and no my friend tells me it looks like a messed up ceasar. My god. I cant win! So, I go to the washroom and run my head under the faucet, the gel is running and everything. I comb it down and I look like one of the damn Brazilian kids. In escence, I look rediculous, but there isnt a thing I can do about it. So, I find out that we get the pictures take in our science class. I have science first period. My hair is still wet when I get to the picture dude. Im so pissed by now. Im standing in line and I get pissed and knock over one of the lights that is illuminating the backdrop. I walked away and got in another line. Everyone is cracking on my hair by now. So I get to the camera dude and he puts me in a pose and tells me to smile. This is what happens:
Camera guy: "Smile!"
Me: "Im not gon...*click of camera*...smile..."
Camera guy: "Uh...lets try that again..."
Me: "Im not smiling god damn you.."
So, I look like a god damn redneck. At least im not buying the pieces of shit.
On a lighter note, my teacher wont let me take Algebra 1A. Oh well, she said im behaving better and I realized im getting better with my math skills heh. Even tho im the comedian in the class whenever she calls on me:
Teacher: "Richard! Tell me how to do this problem!"
Me: "CRAP!"
*laughter*
Me: *gives response*
Teacher: "Thats not right, sorry."
Me: "FIGURES DAMNIT!!"
*laughter*
Well, I'm going to a baseball game down in Kissimmee tonight. WooT! Astros v. Dodgers. Take care, peace.
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