Man, there are somethings I just cant stand on women. Somethings that just bring me to a point where I either want to dry heave, or I acctually do blow chunks.
- Excess hair. I cant stand this. Mustaches, sideburns, unibrows, hairy legs, and hair on underarms, bellies, backs and chests is fucking disgusting. I dunno why some guys dont mind it, and I cringe at the thought. Please, invest in a razor or some wax. Also, if your gonna get rid of your mustache, wax please, kissing a chick with stubble is probably one of the grossest things in the world.
- Stretch marks. Oh my god. This is just god awful. I saw a picture one time somewhere of this chick with stretch marks. I litterally fell out of my chair and started gagging. Call me an asshole or whatever, but Christ it is horrible. I dunno how you get rid of those things, but please do.
- Dont give me that bullshit, "Oh im sooo fat/ugly". I dunno why you ladies do it, but you know your sexy. Don't contradict me when I say your hot. My ex-girlfriend had this problem. I would tell her "Your a great looking girl", and all I'd hear is "Nuh uh, your crazy". Fine, dont believe me. Just belive us when we say your hot.
Ladies, if you take care of these and other little simple hygenic problems, I bet you will notice an influx in the amount of men that flirt with you.
Of course, now that I wrote this, I expect every chick I know to come on here and try and contradict me in someway. Mind you, not all of you women have these problems, and most guys are too nice to say anything about them (like me). So I write it in this thing hoping some one will get something out of it.
I know men do some shit that piss women off, but here it is, these are the top things that get me about women sometimes.
Peace.
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